Please Mr. Postman

Yes, I have an advanced degree, yes, there were many dollars spent educating myself, but that does not stop the cretin in me from emerging without warning. I was phished by a Paypal fraud and had to cancel my card on Monday. I wait and I wait for John the mailman, the one who calls me "Doc", to bring me the damn card already. I've had to be yelled at by Itunes for their rejecting my card because I forgot while trying to download a hard to find goodie. I cannot pay my cable bill. Gas..ugh. Shopping online, oh shopping online. I will smooch that plastic when it comes.